Anonymous Laptop Sleeve
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[Item: Anonymous Laptop Sleeve]
[Properties]
[Armor Material: 100% Neoprene. Offers a snug, secure fit so your terminal doesn't shift during evasion maneuvers.]
[Elemental Resistance: Highly resistant to water, oil, and heat. (Excellent for deflecting coffee spills and ambient solar flares).]
[Interior Core: Ultra-soft faux fur lining. Keeps your laptop 100% scratch-free. (System Note: No Beastkin were harmed to source this fur).]
[Containment Seal: Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders, backed by a padded zipper binding to absorb blunt-force impacts.]
[Mass Metrics: 13″ sleeve weighs just 6.49 oz (220 g) | 15″ sleeve weighs 8.8 oz (250 g).]
[A lightweight, form-fitting containment unit essential for maintaining OpSec on the move. Whether you are hacking the multiverse or just commuting to the office, this sleeve ensures your hardware survives the daily grind.]
Priced at exactly $33.00 to satisfy the Architect's mathematical OCD.
More details
- 100% neoprene
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Anonymous Isekai Shop | Korven Coffee & Merch
- Email: contact@support.anonymousisekai.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Anonymous Laptop Sleeve Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Height |
|---|---|---|---|
|
13″
|
13 1/2
|
10 1/2
|
0.6
|
|
15″
|
14.7
|
11.2
|
0.6
|
