Praise the Sun Gaming Mouse Pad
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[Item: Praise the Sun Gaming Mouse Pad]
[Properties]
[Surface Material: 100% Micro-Woven Polyester. Engineered for zero-friction peripheral glides, allowing maximum APM (Actions Per Minute) when frantically fleeing the Solarian Empire.]
[Anchoring System: High-density rubberized base. Guarantees absolute non-slip stability, ensuring your setup doesn't shift even when the Crown Princess is shaking the tectonic plates during a jealous, solar-fueled temper tantrum.]
[Structural Integrity: 4mm thick and entirely crease-resistant. Built to withstand the crushing gravitational force generated by a direct, possessive Luminal Perception glare.]
[Maintenance Protocol: Gentle spot clean only. Do NOT attempt full aquatic submersion. Exposing this artifact to standard washing machines may result in spontaneous, localized solar vaporization.]
[System Warning: This tactical surface features a highly accurate, photon-encoded visual of Her Highness, Lumina Solarian. Notice the hand? She is not reaching for your mouse. She is reaching for your free will (and your DNA). Prolonged exposure may result in overwhelming dread and an irresistible urge to PRAISE THE SUN.]
Priced at exactly $16.18. Because the Architect demands the Golden Ratio, and we value our existence too much to argue.
// CRITICAL WARNING: EXTREME YANDERE INTENT DETECTED. AVERT YOUR EYES. RUN!
[Subsystem: System_Core] Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)
More details
- 100% polyester top
- Rubber non-slip base
- Dimensions are (if both sizes are available) 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) or 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
- Do not wash, gentle spot clean only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Anonymous Isekai Shop | Korven Coffee & Merch
- Email: contact@support.anonymousisekai.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Available in 2 sizes:
- 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm)
- 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Praise the Sun Gaming Mouse Pad Size Guide
| Size label | Width | Height | Thickness |
|---|---|---|---|
|
18″×16″
|
16
|
18
|
0.2
|
|
36″×18″
|
18
|
36
|
0.2
|
